Faktakilde: http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/inhalable-desserts-food-fad
Konsentrert galgenhumor
Disse tekstene står virkelig på gravsteiner:
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“R.I.P.
Elmer Fudd
We found him Lying in the mud
“What’s up Doc” written in his blood.”
Gravplass: Dingmans Ferry, PA -
“Ian Rowlins
1983 – 2004
You’re standing on my face!”
Gravplass: Forest Lawn Cemetery, Buffalo, NY -
“Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.”
Gravplass: Cemetery in Silver City, Nevada
Kan det være THE kid? Jeg gidder ikke undersøke. -
“Here lies Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
Only the good die young”
Gravplass: Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia, Canada
Hvordan går det an å skrive sånt på noens grav?.. -
“Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny”
Gravplass: Headstone of John Penny, Wimborne, England
Wtf -
“Anna Hopewell
Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.”
Gravplass: Enosburg Falls, Vermont -
“Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.”
Gravplass: Cemetery in Ribbesford, England
En annen underlig slem tekst -
“Here lies Sir Edward Poe,
The train was fast, but he was slow.”
Gravplass: San Francisco
“Stakkars fyr ble totalt most av toget. Haha, vi skriver et komisk dikt om det på gravsteinen!” -
“Here lies JEB BROWN
he lies here because his neck was too close to a rope
while his feet were too far from the ground!”
Gravplass: Copperas Cove, TX
Skrevet av noen av dem som avlivet ham? -
“Here Lies Rosey
USED to be very cozy!”
Gravplass: Las Vegas, Nevada -
“Meg
Here lies good ol’ Meg
She fought a bear and
lost more than a leg!”
Gravplass: Orlando, Florida
“Oh god damn, the bear ripped her apart! Hey, that’s good stuff for a poem on her headstone!” -
“Here lies Ima Fox
With her golden locks
She was quite a fox
Caught the pox
Now here in a box”
Gravplass: Midland, Texas
Fordi kopper-utbrudd er så hyggelig at man må skrive et komisk dikt om det også. -
“I gave my heart
I gave my hand
He went and died
That awkward man”
Gravplass: Londonderry
“Din utakknemmelige tulling!” -
“Ima Dumpen
Dropped 1952
Flushed 2005″
Gravplass: Kingsport -
“Here lies Fred
A rock fell on his head”
Gravplass: Novato, California -
“Here lies the body of a girl who died
Nobody mourned and nobody cried
How she fared,
Nobody knew and nobody cared”
Gravplass: Marietta
Empatisk. -
“Here lies Howard Brown,
He couldn’t swim,
but he sure could drown.”
Gravplass: Port Orange, Florida
Høres ut som en stakkars afro som folk ikke hadde empati for, men de gadd jo å begrave ham iaf. -
“Here Lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No Moore”
Gravplass: Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona -
“I told you I was sick!”
Gravplass: Round Rock, Texas
Nesten vanskelig å le av, dersom personen faktisk var syk og ikke ble trodd før h*n døde -
“Here lies all that remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity,
A marvelous thing for this vicinity”
Gravplass: Welland, Ontario
What a nice vicinity!
Kilde: http://www.hauntedbay.com/thelab/epitaphs.shtml
De tøffe gutta
…er kanskje ikke så tøffe nå mer. De fikk mer røyk enn de planla, etter å ha tent på mer enn bare siggen sin.
Røyk er dyrt.
