Archive for March 17th, 2012




Konsentrert galgenhumor

Disse tekstene står virkelig på gravsteiner:

  • “R.I.P.
    Elmer Fudd
    We found him Lying in the mud
    “What’s up Doc” written in his blood.”
    Gravplass: Dingmans Ferry, PA

  • “Ian Rowlins
    1983 – 2004
    You’re standing on my face!”
    Gravplass: Forest Lawn Cemetery, Buffalo, NY

  • “Here lays The Kid.
    We planted him raw.
    He was quick on the trigger,
    But slow on the draw.”
    Gravplass: Cemetery in Silver City, Nevada
    Kan det være THE kid? Jeg gidder ikke undersøke.

  • “Here lies Ezekial Aikle
    Age 102
    Only the good die young”
    Gravplass: Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia, Canada
    Hvordan går det an å skrive sånt på noens grav?..

  • “Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
    Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny”
    Gravplass: Headstone of John Penny, Wimborne, England

  • “Anna Hopewell
    Here lies the body of our Anna,
    Done to death by a banana.
    It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low,
    But the skin of the thing that made her go.”
    Gravplass: Enosburg Falls, Vermont

  • “Anna Wallace
    The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna.
    Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.”
    Gravplass: Cemetery in Ribbesford, England
    En annen underlig slem tekst

  • “Here lies Sir Edward Poe,
    The train was fast, but he was slow.”
    Gravplass: San Francisco
    “Stakkars fyr ble totalt most av toget. Haha, vi skriver et komisk dikt om det på gravsteinen!”

  • “Here lies JEB BROWN
    he lies here because his neck was too close to a rope
    while his feet were too far from the ground!”
    Gravplass: Copperas Cove, TX
    Skrevet av noen av dem som avlivet ham?

  • “Here Lies Rosey
    USED to be very cozy!”
    Gravplass: Las Vegas, Nevada

  • “Meg
    Here lies good ol’ Meg
    She fought a bear and
    lost more than a leg!”
    Gravplass: Orlando, Florida
    “Oh god damn, the bear ripped her apart! Hey, that’s good stuff for a poem on her headstone!”

  • “Here lies Ima Fox
    With her golden locks
    She was quite a fox
    Caught the pox
    Now here in a box”
    Gravplass: Midland, Texas
    Fordi kopper-utbrudd er så hyggelig at man må skrive et komisk dikt om det også.

  • “I gave my heart
    I gave my hand
    He went and died
    That awkward man”
    Gravplass: Londonderry
    “Din utakknemmelige tulling!”

  • “Ima Dumpen
    Dropped 1952
    Flushed 2005″
    Gravplass: Kingsport

  • “Here lies Fred
    A rock fell on his head”
    Gravplass: Novato, California

  • “Here lies the body of a girl who died
    Nobody mourned and nobody cried
    How she fared,
    Nobody knew and nobody cared”
    Gravplass: Marietta

  • “Here lies Howard Brown,
    He couldn’t swim,
    but he sure could drown.”
    Gravplass: Port Orange, Florida
    Høres ut som en stakkars afro som folk ikke hadde empati for, men de gadd jo å begrave ham iaf.

  • “Here Lies Lester Moore
    Four slugs from a .44
    No Les No Moore”
    Gravplass: Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona

  • “I told you I was sick!”
    Gravplass: Round Rock, Texas
    Nesten vanskelig å le av, dersom personen faktisk var syk og ikke ble trodd før h*n døde

  • “Here lies all that remains of Charlotte
    Born a virgin, died a harlot
    For sixteen years she kept her virginity,
    A marvelous thing for this vicinity”
    Gravplass: Welland, Ontario
    What a nice vicinity!


De tøffe gutta

…er kanskje ikke så tøffe nå mer. De fikk mer røyk enn de planla, etter å ha tent på mer enn bare siggen sin.
Røyk er dyrt.

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